Post#187 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:43 pm
So... Sony.... why does anyone like this shitty company?
Really?
They used to make good TVs, now they make the most over-priced shitty TVs on the market and seem to want to pull out of OLED alltogether... apart from their abortion of a handheld effort of course, which is atypically over-expensive, and shaped like an oblongated flattened piece of electro-stool.
In their partnership with Ericsson, they used to make good phones, now they make Android abominations that cry out like mongoloid children in the night - shrieking with the disablement enforced on them by Sony's own custom UI.
As for their consoles --
retarded waffle-iron, george-foreman grill wannabes that don't do anything half as cool... instead the average consumers ability to enjoy PlayStation is defined by their ability to enjoy terrible third person shooters with terrible gunplay, shooting-from-cover and cut-scenes that take George Lucas' raping of Indiana Jones to another level. There is literally nothing that the PlayStation 3 does better than the Xbox 360. It doesn't have the everyday application, the software nor the utility of an Xbox 360, the Xbox 360 has every game that matters and the PlayStation 3 also suffers from a series of dibilitating bottlenecks that belie its powerful innards - meaning that despite having *some* clearly superior components, it's not able to output superior textures on a number of multiplatform titles, and that it limbers along, gimp-like and flaccid, like an angry and saddened rapist before his kill-spree -- unable to muster a rigidity to his dick. Like a hobo who doesn't renew his wardrobe, his firmware upgrades are trite and pathetic, amounting to clock upgrades, sparkles on his lame wave-swirls and the occasional addition of an app... he is a pathetic plebiscite in the world of gaming. An over-thought, over-wrought creation, a monster of over-engineering -- over marketed, over priced and thankfully - under sold.
God knows why people like this abomination.
AS for the PlayStation Vita -- another oblongated shitbrick. It's like a fat chick at a club, plenty of makeup and lots of friends to big her up, but ultimately so greedy and desperate for cock that her only possible destiny can be to serve as an uncomfortable rectal brick to all the fanboys who support it. Sure it has NFC, GPS and a host of other features - and great graphics too - but it still bears the Sony shit-stain, and so doing, the rotten stench of fetid cum, blood and shit that has festered from Sony's prior rapings since the PS2. In a few months it will be outpowered by smartphones and tablets, and more demeaning than that -- the 3DS will be jizzing its glory all over its over-prominent fascade.
What say you, you fucking faggots?