Whoops! Sorry.
To punish myself, I will do one myself. Maybe even do a gameplay video.
I completely understand your misery. I've gone through it several times. A few weeks ago, I thought I'd give it one more chance, but no...it's on a whole new level of failure. There's "Big the Cat" failure, and then there's "Spirit of Speed" failure.
Hey, that's pretty good! I might put that in the review.