Sega Studios Australia Lays Off 37

[ZachMorrisFGN]

I have hired these 37 individuals. 22 and 4/10ths of them will develop my competitor to Sega's Orbi. It is called Saved by the Ball. It's a gumball machine with a ray traced image of Dustin Diamond on the coin slot.

18 and 2/9ths of them will act as my personal ball massagers. They will soften the gumballs for ease of mouth insertion.

2 and 11/3rds of the staff will report to my new site.

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i dont think u are the real zach morris

[craziestrufis]

I have hired these 37 individuals. 22 and 4/10ths of them will develop my competitor to Sega's Orbi. It is called Saved by the Ball. It's a gumball machine with a ray traced image of Dustin Diamond on the coin slot.

18 and 2/9ths of them will act as my personal ball massagers. They will soften the gumballs for ease of mouth insertion.

2 and 11/3rds of the staff will report to my new site.

UPDATE!

Update updating in 6 hours.

i dont think u are the real zach morris

i meen from the sega news wire

[ZachMorrisFGN]

i meen from the sega news wire

[craziestrufis]

i meen from the sega news wire

do u no how old thos pitchers are i remember seeing the show wen i was a kid were is brian your good friend

[ZachMorrisFGN]

do u no how old thos pitchers are i remember seeing the show wen i was a kid were is brian your good friend

[elmagicochrisg]

Epic thread is epic...